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I'm horny sometimes. 22.

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those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

i spent way too long on this considering that this can not POSSIBLY be FOR anyone. i just could not read this post any other way.

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pjackk:

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

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coughloop:

just got beat up by a bunch of monks no not the ones that are cool and fight eachother it was the boring ones yeah i said that to them thats why they beat me up

they tonsured your ass didn’t they

Yeah and my head too unfortunately

Anonymous asked:

My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏

10001gecs:

can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you